I was born in Houston, Texas, on January 20, 1970.  For some reason unknown to me, my biological parents didn’t want me.  The best thing that ever happened to me is that my biological mother decided to put me up for adoption. 

I arrived at 12502 Hazelwood Drive on January 22, 1970.  Ready for action.  Mother with bufont hairdo.  Father, a hotshot stockbroker, full of piss and vinegar.  We almost moved to the prestigious Memorial Drive area, but that’s another story.  12502 Hazelwood would do for our purposes.